The president’s biggest concern, right now, is not corruption or mismanagement or, worst of all, poverty. The president’s biggest concern, right now, is his dick. And it is not even his dick. It is a depiction of his dick. Painted on a canvas. Hanging inside an art gallery. And yet, the president – who has a history of unzipping his pants – feels that his dignity has been violated. He is clearly losing touch with reality.