Horse meat is a bit of a thing at the moment. A lot of people seem to be talking about it.

Particularly around the dinner table.

Other than, perhaps, horses looking cuter than cows, I don’t understand why there is so much anger. Clearly, since no one noticed for ages, a horse is equally as delicious as a cow (and probably leaner too). And no medical situations have trotted arisen from the equestrian menu.

People should relax and enjoy their horse d’oeuvres.