Introducing The ANC SMURF League!

VIVA SMURF LEAGUE, VIVA! Following revelations that their membership numbers are half what they are claimed to be and dwindling, the ANCYL has been downgraded to the ANC Smurf League. But this has not discouraged our young firebrands, who are working furiously on rewriting their lexicon to suit their new Smurfy status:

HENCEFORTH: All Comrades will now be known as Smurfs

The Pedi dictionary will be replaced by the Smurfy one as the new authority for all definitions.

'Counter Revolutionaries' will be referred to as 'Counter Smurfs'

'Bloody Agents' will be called 'Smurfy Agents'

'White Tendencies' will include all tendencies that are not blue.

'Tenderpreneurs' will be called 'Smurferpreneurs'

'The Economic Freedom Revolution' will become the 'Blue Revolution*'

*sponsored by Johnnie Walker Blue.

... [Comrade Smurfs, please feel free to add any more suggestions below. Viva, The Blue Revolution, Viva!]