Let’s recap. Richard Mdluli was the head of Crime Intelligence between 2009 and 2012.

Last year, Lieutenant Dick faced corruption charges surrounding nepotism and buying fancy cars. He was then suspended after being accused of murdering his former stukkie’s husband. This year, all charges were withdrawn and his suspension was lifted. Then he was suspended again.

Then, last Friday, the Labour Court lifted Lieutenant Dick’s suspension, but changed its mind, the following Monday, and overturned its decision to lift his suspension.

Which means that, as I type this, Lieutenant Dick is suspended. You following? Me neither.