Sub 1: "I'm still recovering from my recovery work".
Sub2: "That's nothing. I've been lying here for six years and they still haven't diagnosed my problem".
Sub 3: "I have a stomach ache... all I heard was a loud THUMP!"
'Die Burger' has had just three full time daily cartoonists since it was founded in 1915 under the editorship of DF Malan; all three of them giants of South African…>