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BHEKI CELE
CALL ME: "GENERAL"
NICKNAME: General Mayhem
POSITION: SA Police Commissioner
WORK: Dodgy Leases on the Side
STATUS: Dismissed
BORN: 1952/ 04/ 22
TIMELINE...
2009 JULY: Hats Off to a New Sheriff in Town.
2009 AUG: Declares War on Crime (Stats).
2010 MAR: Militarises Police Force. "Shoot to Kill" Order.
2010 AUG: Sunday Times reveals Dodgy Police Leases.
2010 AUG: Snaps into Action. Arrests story's journalist.
2010 SEP: (cime stats...?)***
2010 SEP: Clamps Down (on fat cops)!
2010 DEC: Compromises High Profile Murder Case.
2011 FEB: Public Protector Takes Aim.
2011 MAR: Sleepless Nights (Ghosts)***
2011 APR: Police Brutality in Ficksburg.
2011 MAY: Saves President from Ghost Coup Plot.
2011 JULY: Who Will Defend the Public Defender?
2011 AUG: Public Defender Fights Back.
2011 SEP: President Zuma Dithers.
2011 OCT: Zuma Gets his Ship in Shape.
2011 OCT: Suspended (with pay).
2011 DEC: A Cell Mate for Selebi?
2012 MAR: Straight Shooting Cops are Few.
2012 MAR: Wachthuis Dogs.
2012 MAR: Tongue Tired at the Commission.
2012 ???: Making his Case at the Inquiry.
2012 ???: A Shot in the Foot.
2012 MAY: Unfit for Office.
2012 MAY: The Many Hats of Bheki Cele
2012 JUN: Dismissed
SEE FULL CARTOON BIOGRAPHY HERE